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Today, I accidentally hit a girl with my backpack while sitting down for class, and when I apologized profusely, she just gave me a blank stare and kept chewing her gum. I couldn’t even focus in class because of how much I wanted to kill her. Oh, and then she put her fat ass elbow on my desk, and i could barely take notes. I don’t know if I’ve hated a stranger more.

Ok, done with my rant, sorry peeps.