December 2010
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Don’t let people take the BIRTH out of BIRTHday!!11! Don’t let people say “B”day and dishonor the day of your birth! If you are trying to take the BIRTH out of birthday, then obviously you will burn for all eternity in the unrelenting flames of Hell!!! :D
Dec 1st
October 2010
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If I've learned anything from living with someone...
(even if it’s a lame, “honors” one that allows girls), it’s that it teaches people that high school fake-ness and drama should continue longer into your life. It’s fucking pathetic. I’m so glad I don’t pay for my friends, I’m a genuine person, and I’m not a dick to anyone. I came here to get an education and have a good time. Fuck.
Oct 24th
April 2010
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No matter how crappy you think your life is on any...
Apr 25th
March 2010
16 posts
ListenJohn Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads I...
Mar 31st
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
Mar 29th
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ListenMassive Attack - Angel want hav secks 2 dis nao...
Mar 27th
Listenfuckyeahsspu: slangtang: Dream At Tempo 119 —...
Mar 27th
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Mar 17th
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The Academy Awards according to Mo'nique:
If I, or an African-American person wins, it was: Based upon performance. If white people win it was: Politics. I’m pretty sure anything she could possibly be pissed about hasn’t happened in at least 15-20 years.
Mar 8th
Mar 8th
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“The Academy makes up for the Oscar they failed to award Bigelow for “Point...”
– sethmeyers21
Mar 8th
Mar 4th
Mar 4th
I definitely did not need to see that.
If you see something fucked up on tumblr that people shouldn’t see or think is funny, I think the last thing you should do is reblog it, showing the fucked up shit to way more people and helping the makers of whatever it is get what they want, more shock value. Just leave it alone or say fuck you to the source in a message or something.
Mar 4th
Mar 4th
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You're what keeps me believing the world's not...
Mar 2nd
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February 2010
17 posts
3 tags
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
The most badass Power Ranger now beats the fuck... →
Feb 23rd
Top 5 States in Production of Douchebags
1. New Jersey 2. New York 3. Pennsylvania 4. Maryland 5. California
Feb 22nd
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Feb 12th
Listenmooaaar: The Only Exception (Paramore...
Feb 12th
WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Rachel Maddow attempts to put to rest once and for all the ridiculous notion that snow storms equal no global warming with the help of Mr. Science himself, Bill Nye The Science Guy. [msnbc.] It irritates the absolute FUCK out of me when I see people make facebook status’ or whatnot like “OMG im sooooo...
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
hi
Feb 6th
Will you always love me?
(via mooaaar) Yes.
Feb 5th
Title
mooaaar: Fuck all of you allison is SO MEAN!
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2010
30 posts
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
no-moar asked: HEY, DID U NO THAT U R VERY SEXC?

also
i luv u
a lot
Jan 27th
WatchWatch
The best Conan sketch ever. This man is brilliant.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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I just realized that if anyone went to my tumblr...
Time to start posting better things. Haha.
Jan 21st
reblog if your dick is just too big
mooaaar: fuckyeahzoe:honkifyoulike:suesylvester-:followmeunder:thenegaverse:cindylouisaslut:wwilliamm:cindylouisaslut:(via wwilliamm It’s a curse.
Jan 21st
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Jan 13th
Today, I accidentally hit a girl with my backpack while sitting down for class, and when I apologized profusely, she just gave me a blank stare and kept chewing her gum. I couldn’t even focus in class because of how much I wanted to kill her. Oh, and then she put her fat ass elbow on my desk, and i could barely take notes. I don’t know if I’ve hated a stranger more. Ok, done...
Jan 11th